E Quotes

For me, these never get old. I’m sure that for you, they will someday. Bear with me. :)

One day E got grounded from TV all day. A little bit later, he came into my room with a piece of paper, gave it to me and said, “I am going to DIE because I can’t watch TV anymore. So I’m here to invite you to my funeral!!”

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He was reading something about toy that said it would fly in the air, and he said, “They must not work in space.”

Me: “Good one, E!” (Thinking he was making a joke about there not being any air in space)

E: “No, Mom, I wasn’t kidding!”

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E: “My new socks are molting and getting fuzzies between my toes!”